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A man with a small penis and “Keep your hands off my mum!”

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A couple of days ago, when I went out with my male friends they called me quote “a man with a very small penis”. I was not sure how to take that cos it sort of hurt my male ego – I prefer to say hear that I am a woman that got big balls (no I am not lesbian). In my case they said that it was a compliment so I thought, “Ya, why not”. Had a blast, woke up as Paris Hilton the day after, but better looking.

Anyway, I cannot deny that they sort of have a point with the small penis thing. It continued (as usual) in another form, since I have been brainwashed and I concluded that I need a girl’s night out with lovy duvy pink fluffy stuff and nail polish (not at all playing on the stereotypes for women). B is my male friend and S is me:

And for those who wonders what we talked about it was this video clip. Listen to it at own risk. I listened to it for aprox. 5 sec, then I just had to stop it. For me as a song writer it is just too cheesy and simple.

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